The True Story

Bob was one day just walking around in the forest minding his own business, not doing anything the least bit wrong, when he suddenly triped on a rock jutting out from the grond, then stumbled and finally fell in a ditch. Once Bob fell in a ditch he turned into a toaster!

A couple days later Sean walked passed the ditch. Bob saw him and started screaming for help. Sean didn't hear him (because he is deaf) and kept on walking. Bob realizing Sean would not be the one to help him out, turned back into a toaster (he had recently learned how to turn himself inti a toaster and back to a human again).

Bob is in that exact same ditch to this very day! The only reason he's still alive is because toasters don't need to eat!